Fake Steve Jobs on Google’s Chrome OS.
“Trying to make an OS out of Chrome is like saying you’re going to turn a Pontiac Aztek into a stretch limousine.”
“Honestly, Google, is there anyone in charge over there? Is there anyone who knows how to criticize anything in that fucked up little Montessori preschool of yours?”
“As Sarah Palin would say, the engineers at Google are ambitionistic about wanting to progress the world, and gosh, ya know what? That’s darn good for everyone.”
